It might be time to forget the old vibrator, everyone. Just kidding. But do get yourself a clit-sucking sex toy to use with your partner. Yes, these are a thing. Clitoral suction is one of the most effective ways to increase the intensity of clitoral orgasms while still being able to have great penetrative sex with your partner. And you might even find out your partner is multi-orgasmic in the process.

A clitoris pump also colloquially known as a clit pump, pussy pump, or clit sucking toys is a device that you place over your clitoris and sometimes vulva that provides clitoral stimulation via a cunnilingus-like sensation. Its purpose is to enhance sexual arousal and pleasure, add additional stimulation, enlarge the genitals, and depending on the toy, potentially bring the person using it to orgasm. Pumps sometimes include vibration along with the sucking sensation, and some pumps go over the clitoris, vulva, and vagina for the entire genital area to become engorged. Some of these devices are even touch-free and hands-free — talk about a first class experience! Clit pumps been around for a while — there are manual toys that you pump yourself and can have more control over the effect. These aforementioned toys tend to be on the lighter side of the pump spectrum, but use similar principles of engorging the clit and are designed more with the intention of getting you off if you enjoy the sensation. Clit pumps can be a great addition to your repertoire of pleasure products and open up a whole new world of pleasure—so long as you are careful with how you use them so you do not cause tissue damage by using them at too high of an intensity, especially for the stronger ones.

Some reviewers say it can also feel awesome on your nipples. As if that didn't sound good enough, it also has 11 different settings and comes with a magnetic USB cable for easy charging. Check out BuzzFeed's full write-up on the Satisfyer!

Yes, the world feels like a never ending onslaught of crap, but within the malaise we still have to find little nuggets of joy. For me, that little nugget appeared in the form a type of sex toy I had never heard of before: an oral sex simulator for women with vulvas. These toys claim to utilize suction in a variety of ways to mimic the sensations a clitoris would feel during oral sex. I've been calling these type of toys "clit suckers", but I don't know whether any of them are actually doing any sucking.